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Bonds Have “Absolutely No Value And Represent Huge Risk”

It was just yesterday when we warned of a “bond bloodbath” in the event central banks ever take the proverbial plunge and attempt to normalize policy. Specifically, we brought you the following graph from Goldman which shows you the extent of the damage should yields mean revert: (Chart: Goldman) As

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“You’re Not Being Productive Enough”

Earlier today we discussed how the Bank of England and the ECB’s corporate bond buying programs are likely to drive demand for US investment grade credit. The rationale is pretty simple. Here’s BofAML: “We find that, by deflating sterling and euro credit spreads, the BOE and ECB corporate bond QE pr

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Failure To Launch: Bank Of England Can’t Find Enough Bonds To Buy

Back in March, we got a look at just how absurd the dynamic between central banks and the market has become when the Osaka circuit breaker was tripped after the bid-to-cover in a Bank of Japan bond buying operation jumped to 3.58 from 2.93 the previous week. Basically, everyone had rushed in the pre

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Talking Dollars On A Snoozer Monday

Let’s talk about dollars. As you might have observed, the broad dollar got quite a boost from Friday’s strong payrolls number: That’s basically just rate hike expectations. It’s a kind of “ok Janet, how are you going to justify not hiking now?” bet. Of course the irony is that that dollar strength c

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Hockey Sticks In The Matrix

If you’re a bear, the funny thing about this market is that pullbacks don’t feel like they should. That is, when stocks close red, you don’t feel vindicated. In fact, it’s the opposite. When you hear the closing bell you almost feel like maybe you should have bought the dip. It’s like we’ve reached

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Economic Reflections On Jobs Friday

In light of today’s white hot jobs print, we wanted to address something that’s been bugging us for quite sometime. It’s one thing to observe an economic trend and explain, preferably using data, why you think it’s undesirable or otherwise suboptimal based on your utilitarian view of what’s best for

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And The BLS Said, “Let There Be Jobs!”

Now you see why we made such a big deal out of the Fed, Treasury yields, and data dependence on Thursday. Allow us to show you two headlines that hit the terminal within eight minutes of each other Friday morning: FOMC’s Dec. Mtg ‘Still Most Likely’ Time for Next Hike: BofAML ‘Let’s See Yellen Get

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The Queen’s Bazooka: Full Bank Of England Post-Mortem

Now days, it’s always advisable to curb your enthusiasm when it comes to hitting the keyboard frantically as soon as a developed market central bank announces something big. Why? Because in all likelihood you’ll end up having to publish something an hour or so later with a title like “market fades l